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The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed. Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it. Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands of miles away.
- Justin Kranzel
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A Navy Admiral was being court-martialed for an incident where he was found to be playfully chasing his girlfriend through the hallways of the hotel in which they were both staying. Neither of them were wearing anything.
One of the charges was that of "being out of uniform".
The Admiral's lawyer argued that the officer was not out of uniform, as the regulations read:
"A Naval officer must be at all times appropriately attired for the activity in which he is engaged."
The Admiral was acquitted, no charges!
One of the charges was that of "being out of uniform".
The Admiral's lawyer argued that the officer was not out of uniform, as the regulations read:
"A Naval officer must be at all times appropriately attired for the activity in which he is engaged."
The Admiral was acquitted, no charges!
- kelly francis
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A paratrooper was receiving orders for his first jump. His sergeant said: "When you jump out of the plane, wait ten seconds, then pull the main parachute cord. If there`s trouble with the main 'chute, pull the emergency 'chute`s cord. When you land there will be a truck there to drive you back to the base."
Off the trooper went and boarded the plane. Once he had jumped he pulled the cord for the main 'chute: It didn`t open. He then pulled the the emergency 'chute: It failed too.
Oh great! the paratrooper thought, I bet there`s no truck down there either.
Off the trooper went and boarded the plane. Once he had jumped he pulled the cord for the main 'chute: It didn`t open. He then pulled the the emergency 'chute: It failed too.
Oh great! the paratrooper thought, I bet there`s no truck down there either.
- randall
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