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A paratrooper was receiving orders for his first jump. His sergeant said: "When you jump out of the plane, wait ten seconds, then pull the main parachute cord. If there`s trouble with the main 'chute, pull the emergency 'chute`s cord. When you land there will be a truck there to drive you back to the base."
Off the trooper went and boarded the plane. Once he had jumped he pulled the cord for the main 'chute: It didn`t open. He then pulled the the emergency 'chute: It failed too.
Oh great! the paratrooper thought, I bet there`s no truck down there either.
Off the trooper went and boarded the plane. Once he had jumped he pulled the cord for the main 'chute: It didn`t open. He then pulled the the emergency 'chute: It failed too.
Oh great! the paratrooper thought, I bet there`s no truck down there either.
- randall
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