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This guy retires from the navy and gets a civilian job and his boss noticed that he was late a lot. Then one day as the guy walked in late his boss asked him "what would your co-workers have said to you in your last job if you showed up late" the guy thinks for a bit and replies good morning admiral"
- leland
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During a 3 day layover in the Philippines enroute to Viet-Nam, a young soldier asked the Lt. giving a briefing how to tell the difference between the South Vietnamese and the V.C. The Lt. told him if he saw someone who looked suspicious, to call out,"Ho Chi Minh's an S.O.B.", and if it were a V.C., he'd shoot at you. Several months later, while touring the hospital, the Lt. found the soldier in a body cast, looking much the worse for wear. When asked what happened, the soldier replied, I was doing what you told me....saw a Vietnamese out in the boonies and called to him, "Ho Chi Minh's an S.O.B.", He called back, So's Lyndon Johnson", and while we were in the middle of the road shaking hands, a truck ran over both of us!
- Ed Cranford
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