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During a 3 day layover in the Philippines enroute to Viet-Nam, a young soldier asked the Lt. giving a briefing how to tell the difference between the South Vietnamese and the V.C. The Lt. told him if he saw someone who looked suspicious, to call out,"Ho Chi Minh's an S.O.B.", and if it were a V.C., he'd shoot at you. Several months later, while touring the hospital, the Lt. found the soldier in a body cast, looking much the worse for wear. When asked what happened, the soldier replied, I was doing what you told me....saw a Vietnamese out in the boonies and called to him, "Ho Chi Minh's an S.O.B.", He called back, So's Lyndon Johnson", and while we were in the middle of the road shaking hands, a truck ran over both of us!
- Ed Cranford
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A soldier was taking college courses in between stations. The professor of his class was an atheist. One day, the professor walked into the class. He said,"God! If you're real, strike me down with lightning within the next ten minutes." This shocked everybody in the class. "You have five minutes left", the professor said. In the last 3 minutes, the soldier got out of his seat, walked up to the professor and punched him square in the face. "What the hell was that for", the professor yelled. "God is too busy helping the soldiers in Iraq save your ass from terrorists, so he sent me!"
- Erin Ursiny
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