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A soldier was taking college courses in between stations. The professor of his class was an atheist. One day, the professor walked into the class. He said,"God! If you're real, strike me down with lightning within the next ten minutes." This shocked everybody in the class. "You have five minutes left", the professor said. In the last 3 minutes, the soldier got out of his seat, walked up to the professor and punched him square in the face. "What the hell was that for", the professor yelled. "God is too busy helping the soldiers in Iraq save your ass from terrorists, so he sent me!"
- Erin Ursiny
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap,The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
- Parry W Etheridge
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